Move it Mr.

6:29 PM

Today wasn't the best day I've ever had but something of importance pinched my memories a bit, around 7:30 I was told to walk my dog, so I do so today it was quite warm out and I went out with a pair of shorts on and a white tee. So as I waddle to my dog cage out back I notice lucky looking all sad lol (My cousins dog=Lucky)
My job was to only walk lucky..Not smokey..So I open the change and guess who pops out like a bad dog -_-.
 so I quickly screamed at MY dog and hooked lucky up to the chain....and dashed after my midnight colored dog....As the sun light streamed on I tried to lure my dog in in by crouching down and calling him over and by letting my cousins Pitbull attempt to fight my Lab so I could bounce on him. But he said noooooo....And ran on and on, so I chased...With a competing speed I almost caught the dog but he quickly jolted to the left stopping a car in mid acceleration (Thank god he wasn't hit) and our chase continued. While jerking the small pitbull around my dog was only gaining speed as he dipped through yards and hit mailboxes...occasionally stopping to taunt me by staring and urinating briefly. I swear I could feel his big brown eyes leaping into my uneasy soul telling me how much I suck and how I won't catch him. So I said noooo In a very ominous voice and picked up my speed, but it only tempted him to jet faster while a man was walking up the street smokey jumped on his shirt (which was bright blue) and left his mark while kindly tipping the guy over.//T_T so of course I speed up to avoid getting my but whipped by this rather large individual. So as we raced on we got tired...But I jumped and dipped for my life cause I love my doggie. In the end smokey ended up urinating and I slide tackled him from behind....After spanking and draging my dog home I laughed a great mans laugh, for this is something that makes my days worth living...I just love my dog and I wish all you realize this really happened to me and can also  be used in a metaphorical way..We are simply mammals ripping one leaf each tree and moving on.

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